THE BLACK HOUSE Shirt

$36.00; $36.00
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Description

Step right up, step right up!

Gather ‘round, the curious and the brave—because what you see here is no ordinary shirt. No, no, my friends, this is your ticket to forbidden wonders, the velvet curtain pulled back to reveal mysteries untold!

Woven from the finest heavyweight spun and combed cotton, soft as sin but built to last, this shirt sits on your frame with the poise of luxury and the weight of destiny. But the real magic—oh, the real magic—is in the design.

On the front, the call goes out like the carnie bark of old: “Mysteries and wonders await you inside…” A tease, a hook, a dare. But turn it ‘round, ladies and gentlemen, and behold the true spectacle: THE BLACK HOUSE. Three stark bars, like gates to another world. Within them, the haunting watercolor of Anton LaVey’s infamous lair—part house, part legend, all mystery. And hidden, tucked away in the final panel like a secret prize? His gravestone, his name, his beginning and end. The proof that the showman never really leaves the stage.

This shirt is a wearable stage-pitch for the darkly curious. A carnival pitch made flesh, a sideshow banner you can walk in. The curious will stare, the bold will ask, and you—yes, you—will hold the secret.

Step up, step in, step through—The Black House opens for you!

Size guide

	LENGTH		WIDTH
	INCH	CM	INCH	CM
S	29 1/2	75	18	45.7
M	30 1/2	77.5	20	50.8
L	31 1/2	80	22	56
XL	32 1/2	82.6	24	61
2XL	33 1/2	85	26	66
3XL	34 1/2	87.6	28	71
4XL	35 1/2	90.2	30	76.2

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You may return most new, unopened items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. You should expect to receive your refund within one weeks of giving your package to the return shipper. This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 7 business days).
PLEASE NOTE: Personally Engraved items cannot be returned.
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