Satan Wants You Shirt

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Description

This design revives one of the earliest Church of Satan posters, a 1970s parody of the “Join Now” campaign. What began as satire now stands as iconic cultural commentary: an invitation to question, not to conform.

The image of Anton Szandor LaVey, poised between showmanship and provocation, anchors the composition. Its balance of black, bone, and muted crimson typography transforms parody into a minimal statement, deliberate, and impossible to ignore.

On the left sleeve, LaVey’s quote reads:
“I visualize the day that tridents and pentagrams are thrust into the sky from church roofs instead of crosses.”
It ties the piece together in a truly satanic statement, his vision of reversal and renewal, where symbolism evolves and free thought reclaims its rightful form.

Printed on Satanme’s signature ring-spun cotton, the tee features a semi-fitted cut with a smooth, luxurious hand-feel, merging historical weight with modern design.

All our clothing is unisex unless specifically stated.

Size guide

	LENGTH		WIDTH
	INCH	CM	INCH	CM
S	28	71.1	18	45.7
M	29	73.7	20	50.8
L	30	76.2	22	55.9
XL	31	78.7	24	61
2XL	32	81.3	26	66
3XL	33	83.8	28	71.1

Composition & Care

Use cold water when washing. It decreases the chance of clothes shrinking, wrinkling, or bleeding. Wash inside out with similar colors on a Delicate cycle and Do not bleach. When drying, use the Gentle Cycle and Low Heat.

Shipping & Return

We can ship to virtually any address in the world. Note that there are restrictions on some products, and some products cannot be shipped to certain international destinations.
When you place an order, we will estimate shipping and delivery dates for you based on the availability of your items and the shipping options you choose. Depending on the shipping provider you choose, shipping date estimates may appear on the shipping page. Please also note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based. To reflect the policies of the shipping companies we use, all weights will be rounded up to the next full pound.
You may return most new, unopened items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. You should expect to receive your refund within one weeks of giving your package to the return shipper. This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 7 business days).
PLEASE NOTE: Personally Engraved items cannot be returned.
If you need to return an item, simply email us your order number and details of what you would like to return. We'll notify you via e-mail of your refund once we've received and processed the returned item.