Order of the Trapezoid Shirt

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Description

This design bears the mark of the Order of the Trapezoid, one of Anton LaVey’s earliest esoteric frameworks, predating the formal founding of the Church of Satan. The order was not just a precursor, it was an axis of personal initiation, psychological theater, and creative force for those seeking to actualize power on their own terms.

The trapezoid, as LaVey noted, is the shape most evocative of infernal geometry, unsettling, commanding, used in architecture to distort perception and amplify presence. It’s no accident that this symbol was central to his inner circle.

This shirt is not fanfare. It’s for those who don’t need permission to walk the left hand path. Ownership of this piece means you recognize the weight of the unseen work: solitude, vision, confrontation and mastery. This is the mark of the builder behind the curtain. The magician in the wings. The one who shapes their reality from the shadows.

Ring-spun cotton shirt is not just cotton, it’s the elevated form of it. The fiber is refined through a continuous twisting process that yields longer, stronger, and smoother strands. The result: a fabric that feels denser, softer, and more indulgent against the skin. The hand-feel is silken without being slippery. The durability is embedded in its weave, not forced by chemicals. It resists pilling, resists time, and resists becoming ordinary.

All our clothing is unisex unless specifically stated.

Size guide

	LENGTH		WIDTH
	INCH	CM	INCH	CM
S	28	71.1	18	45.7
M	29	73.7	20	50.8
L	30	76.2	22	55.9
XL	31	78.7	24	61
2XL	32	81.3	26	66
3XL	33	83.8	28	71.1

Composition & Care

Use cold water when washing. It decreases the chance of clothes shrinking, wrinkling, or bleeding. Wash inside out with similar colors on a Delicate cycle and Do not bleach. When drying, use the Gentle Cycle and Low Heat

Shipping & Return

We can ship to virtually any address in the world. Note that there are restrictions on some products, and some products cannot be shipped to certain international destinations.
When you place an order, we will estimate shipping and delivery dates for you based on the availability of your items and the shipping options you choose. Depending on the shipping provider you choose, shipping date estimates may appear on the shipping page. Please also note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based. To reflect the policies of the shipping companies we use, all weights will be rounded up to the next full pound.
You may return most new, unopened items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. You should expect to receive your refund within one weeks of giving your package to the return shipper. This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 7 business days).
PLEASE NOTE: Personally Engraved items cannot be returned.
If you need to return an item, simply email us your order number and details of what you would like to return. We'll notify you via e-mail of your refund once we've received and processed the returned item.