A Pox On Thee! by Adam Cardone - Satanme
A Pox On Thee! by Adam Cardone - Satanme

A Pox On Thee! by Adam Cardone

$16.95
$16.95
Humanity can be an intolerable burden and a bore. Fortunately, revenge makes for excellent theater. A Pox On Thee! is no feel-good manual of white-light apologies and crystal-clutching. It is a syllabus of psychological warfare—an unrepentant grimoire for those who prefer their dark arts executed with grace, control, and unparalleled cruelty. Leave the superstitious groveling...


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Humanity can be an intolerable burden and a bore. Fortunately, revenge makes for excellent theater.

A Pox On Thee! is no feel-good manual of white-light apologies and crystal-clutching. It is a syllabus of psychological warfare—an unrepentant grimoire for those who prefer their dark arts executed with grace, control, and unparalleled cruelty.

Leave the superstitious groveling to the sheep. Fake monsters will be consumed by real ones, and this book is for the wolves.

Drawing on the Satanic philosophy of Anton LaVey and the "Dr. Phibes" school of theatrical retribution, Reverend Adam Cardone, working magician and ordained Priest of the Church of Satan, delivers a masterclass in gaming the subconscious and orchestrating a devastating symphony of doom upon the brutes and fools who dare cross your path.

Inside you'll find original maledictions, infernal rituals, and the field-tested methods of a lifelong performer: everything required to turn grievance into art, reputation into a weapon, and your enemies into cautionary tales.

Don your cape, sharpen your will, and fix your war face. It's time to have some dangerously good fun.

Shemhamforash!

Language: English
ISBN: 978-1-943687-44-2
Publisher: Underworld Amusements
Author: Adam Cardone
Size: 5.5" × 8.5" / 140mm × 216mm
Binding: Paperback
Page Count: 134

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Gloria M.
Pithy and satisfying.

I appreciate the pithy writing style--succinct yet meaningful. Also, I like the fact he informs his audience about the energy and effort required to cast a curse. Actually, just meditating on the content is cathartic.

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Michael B.
A Pox on Thee

Magister Frost and Satanme have proven to be a quality source of Satanic items. Very happy to dive into this book! I had not seen the Abominable Dr. Phibes and that was a fun intro to the book 🤣🤣🤣

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Robert M.
It is important to follow the instruction of looking at The Abominable Dr

It is important to follow the instruction of looking at The Abominable Dr. Phibes before digging into this work. Because the Dr. Phibes (Vincent Price) embodies revenge and how he exacts it. This is a serious work tempered with humor, it can be both a how to book on the Dark Art of cursing and inspires the reader to engage their own evil genius in devising their own curses. I like that he uses rhyming poetry in his curses because the tenor and harmony of his poetic lines are powerful.

And I'm just getting started with A Pox on Thee and am inspired but be warned this is serious business not to be played around with.

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Jordan M.
Not for the squeamish

Not for the squeamish, this book rocks the concept of curses and is a very satisfying read.

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Richie C.

AWESOME BOOK!! SUPER FAST DELIVERY, ONLY ONE WEEK FROM THE DAY I ORDERED TO THE DAY IT WAS RECEIVED!!

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Gregg

Excellent book . Highly recommended. Superb quality as always .

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Michael D.L.M.

Very meaningful read. I’m glad I got the chance to bought this book. Satanme is such an amazing seller.

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Roxanna

The spell book that I didn’t know I needed!

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Donald H.J.
Oddly enough....

Oddly enough, this book is an early birthday gift to myself & a reward to myself for all of the milestones I have conquered in my path this year thus far. I originally wanted a hard cover, but I was too slow in my pre-order.
Upon getting this in my mail today, apparently it was delivered to a wrong mailbox, I live in an apartment complex, and happened to notice the trash can was pulled out, and with the trash can was my book, as well as others mail.
I pulled my book out faster than a lighting strike, as well as others mail. Luckily had I not noticed this, I'd be without my book, and a self appointed smile. Fuck whomever did this, you did not stamp out my happiness!!!