Beta-Testing

New Satanme Beta Testing

Thank you for wanting to test out the new Satanme Shopping cart. For the last 5 Years Satanme has been running on the same Shopping cart system, which has been setup, designed and fully maintained by myself. For these 5 years, it has been a pain to keep everything functional and updated. This maintenance took way too much time away from many other projects I have been developing, so I finally felt it is time to retire the old system in place of a more stable and easier to update system that will free up more time for faster shipping and the designing of new products and features along with getting the finishing touches done on all my other projects like the Satanic Social Network - Svtvnic. 


So here are the details, this new site is 100% all new, which means it needs as much testing as possible. What to look for are, difficulties in navigating the site, Weird Colors, hard to read or not able to read text, expecting the site to do something it doesn’t do… difficulty finding things, pointless things.. Things that don’t flow right… just literally anything… does something make it so you would not like to browse or order from the site, are there features missing, you wish it did “this” but it doesn’t or it does “something else” you don’t like. 


That is Phase 1 … No cost to you, and for your feedback (please make it detailed, even to the smallest little thing) I will send you a $10 gift card to the site (does not expire) usable for any purchase, even if it makes the item free!


Phase 2 requires a purchase.. I have made two Medallions extremely cheap, both the 1.75” Ghost and Evening Storm Medallions are listed at $6.66 (normally $18.66). These are the only two purchasable medallions on the beta site. I have also made 2 Le’rue Delashay CDs for $2.66 (you will see the discount when you add the item to the cart). Those are the only purchasable items on the site currently. The point of this test is to test the checkout system. During the purchase, does it flow correctly, are there enough payment options, is it easy or do you feel it would make you abandon the purchase? Keep all of these things in mind but you are not limited to those things, whatever you think or feel during the test is important. Once you finalize the checkout, I will ship the items to you, as I want to make sure that the tracking numbers work and the entire process completes without issue.

For Phase 2 (which includes Phase 1).. I will send you a Gift Card for $25 (non-expiring) to use when the site opens up officially or in the future.


Please be as detailed as possible with the testing and your thoughts and feelings, to get actual customer feedback is extremely important as we all shop differently and see things differently and I would like to try and fix or accommodate any and all issues possible to make the site as easy and painless to use as possible. If you know how to take screen shots of the issues, those are best but otherwise just let me know the page the issue is on and the details and I will try to find it. The Website is both Regular PC and Mobile friendly, if possible please test it on both if possible. 


You can send me the details via email at orders@satanme.com or on my Facebook. Please include the email address you would like the gift card sent to. 


The New site is currently located at https://beta.satanme.com 

Thank you all so much!
Hail Satan!

Magister Frost

 

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