Not Today Jesus Shirt

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This double-sided shirt features "Not Today Jesus" on the front as a Satanic parody to the “Not Today Satan” phrase you see everywhere. On the back is a 4-inch Church of Satan Baphomet which subtly shows your affiliation with Satanism.

Made from extremely soft 60% pre-shrunk cotton and 40% polyester in a dark heather grey!

This double-sided shirt features "Not Today Jesus" on the front as a Satanic parody to the “Not Today Satan” phrase you see everywhere. On the back is a 4-inch Church of Satan Baphomet which subtly shows your affiliation with Satanism.

Made from extremely soft 60% pre-shrunk cotton and 40% polyester in a dark heather grey!

UNITED STATES

Standard delivery may take up to 7 days.

We also offer two-day, and next-day shipping services.

Fragrances are not available for Next Day or Second Day delivery methods, and cannot be shipped to Alaska or Hawaii.

OTHER COUNTRIES

Standard delivery may take up to 21 days depending on the country.

We also offer an express shipping services.